i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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