Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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