I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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