im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm both gender and math confused
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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