problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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