marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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