Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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