What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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