Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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