Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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