I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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