We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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