I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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