it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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