That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
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