So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
