I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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