doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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