I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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