I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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