Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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