I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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