Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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