i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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