Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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