normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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