it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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