I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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