thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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