i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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