Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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