when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
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