I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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