Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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