we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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