perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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