You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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