I could have mohawked her pubes.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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