He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Randomize
