i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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