dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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