Who wears a wallet chain?!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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