you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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