jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
third nipple confirmed
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
