I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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