yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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