he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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