piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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