Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
