I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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