Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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