I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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