I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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