I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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