I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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