Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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