i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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