so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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