it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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